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About Me Member Fantasy Writer Maurice aka Moe :]19/Male/Germany Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
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I have long hair and like leather...

Sat Oct 3, 2009, 11:07 AM
  • Mood: Mad
  • Listening to: Ballroom Blitz - Sweet
  • Reading: "Fleshmarket close"
  • Watching: My math notes
  • Playing: Random mini games
  • Eating: Chips
  • Drinking: Water
[X] I have LONG HAIR and LIKE LEATHER, so I MUST be a pimp

[] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

[] I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

[] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

[] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

[] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

[] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

[] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[X] I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

[X] I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

[] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[X] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[] I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

[] I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[X] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

[] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

[] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

[] I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

[] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[X] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

[] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

[] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

[] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

[] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

[] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

[] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

[] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[X] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

[] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

[] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

[] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

[] I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

[] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[X] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

[X] I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[X] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

[] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

[] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

[] I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST live in the outback.

[] I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

[X] I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

[] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

[] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

[] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[X] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[] I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

[] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

[] I HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

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  • Current Residence: I don't think this would say you anything <oO>
  • Interests: Brawling (on my Wii, D'uh!), golfing, reading, living live the fun way ;)
  • Favourite movie: Last Samurai
  • Favourite band or musician: Many... But Nickelback's fine :)
  • Favourite genre of music: Everything that doesn't cause your ears to bleed :O
  • Skin of choice: Dragon skin would be nice... But I think I'll stay with my own
  • Favourite game: Tales of Symphonia, Beyond Good and Evil and Okami - they have just amazing storylines!
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, because battery changing on my Wii sucks >.<
  • Personal Quote: Yet again, it worked!

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:icon8kiba9:
tagged^^ [link]

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Wake me
With the sound of your heart's beats in silence
If I'm an offering good enough for you
Or let me slumber deeper and deeper
Forever awaiting for you

Cain's offering - "More than friends"

avatar by :iconserafinahthedragon: thank you my friend^^
:iconbalkatu:
Oh I feared that day -.-" I'll do this, but won't tag any other people :P
:icon8kiba9:
its okay^^ usually i dont tag too^^ but there were a few people where i was really curious about this....^^

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Wake me
With the sound of your heart's beats in silence
If I'm an offering good enough for you
Or let me slumber deeper and deeper
Forever awaiting for you

Cain's offering - "More than friends"

avatar by :iconserafinahthedragon: thank you my friend^^
:icon8kiba9:
so hier bitteschön^^ einmal ein sinnloser post kommt sofort^^ loooool^^ :icondragonlaugh:

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You cant buy your frinds.... but you can buy them Pizza^^

avatar made by :iconserafinahthedragon: thank you for that my friend^^ :icondragonhug:
:iconbalkatu:
Scheint noch nicht ganz ausgereift zu sein xP Na warte, revenge incoming!
:icon8kiba9:
ich weiß... iwie will der link nich funtzen keine ahnung wieso...

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You cant buy your frinds.... but you can buy them Pizza^^

avatar made by :iconserafinahthedragon: thank you for that my friend^^ :icondragonhug:
:iconspyroflamesredsbum:
ARHAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrr :iconimhappyplz:

I LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF OVER THE MOUNTAINS WHEN I SAW THAT YOUTUBE VID YOU INCLUDED IN THAT NOTE FFFFFFFFFGHKgitfi8fd7tff
:lmao:
SO FRICKEN AWESUM
I WUNNA DO THAT! :dance:

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SFRB:Which 1 would you like to do Red!?Kiss the Sorceress's big blue hairy bum or put your hand into a blender!:D
RED:I'd put my hand in the blender any day!-_-
BUMCHUCKS R US!!!!!!Im crazy and proud of it *bows* AAAAAHHHH!!!!:pooptoast: O RLY?!
:iconbalkatu:
Spread the crazyness of this world:
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I think I watched it over 30 times and still can't get enough XD
:icondracheholy:
danke fürs vorbeischauen auf meinem profil ^^

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Weine nicht, weil es vorbei ist...
... lächle, weil du es erleben durftest

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